Heh....why did he say swear I’m like a drug addict or something

i hated eclipse because its like the one where jacob couldn't take a hint and it bloody pisses me off

what i meant was: yes i am 12 yes i am loving this and yes, you are so right

dylan: i can see how every 12 year old is loving this me: loving this

YOU SHOULD REACT TO “JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS”

Cedric Diggory be using his last breath to say he regrets these movies

“Just let her open it!” Yeah cause that ended well...

This is going to sound bad but I JUST watched all the movies on Showtime. They are showing ALL of them ALL the time and in chronological order. There was nothing else on that I hadn’t already seen and so I sat down on a Saturday and watched all of them. First of all they aren’t as bad as some people made them out to be. There are some very curious things about the characters and the choices they make, but people make strange choices in real life when it comes to love and relationships. As for Team Edward or Team Jacob.....well I wouldn’t have picked either one of them for a variety of reasons. First reason being at the age Bella was she was too young to make such a life changing decision and especially where Edward was concerned. The man WAS a vampire living with a family of other vampires who also answered to a bunch of vicious, ostentatious vampires who thought she smelled delicious. I believe I would pass. As for Jacob he was a cute young man as well as a handsome wolf. The problem is when it’s time to go for medical treatment do we go to a doctor or veterinarian? Also I wouldn’t want to be following this giant wolf around picking up giant piles of.....well you all know I mean. And I wouldn’t be crazy about buying clothes all the time because the wolf boy keeps ripping his clothing off while changing. None of this sounds very appealing to me. Just sayin’....

Seth is the light brown one Leah is the white one and Jacob is the dark brown one

yes, shouting & manipulating someone who tried to kill herself

i love how he cringes at the same time and squeals when a dope shot come up

edward is an abuser stalker psychopath 😭 i’d be more okay with hot blond doctor

i hate that this movie is cringy af even though it had amazing side characters & color matching 😭 plot is so CRINGE

60% of the Wedding scene is spent talking about her dads mustache 🤣

1 ChArLiE... .............. 2 everyone .......

Did he ever touch how pathetically boring Bella is ?

I’m absolutely cackling at your commentary thank you for this

Let's face it. Twilight just wasn't good. It was a guilty pleasure. I used to be all Team Jacob too until he turned into an aggressive asshole after becoming a werewolf. He wouldn't take no for an answer and pushed himself onto Bella REPEATEDLY. Yea Edward was angsty, suicidal, and a fucking idiot, but he would never disrespect Bella or be intentionally reckless with her like how Jacob was. If Jacob had just matured a bit and didn't turn into an asshole, I would have never strayed

WTF THERE ARE 5 BOOKS IDIOT TWILIGHT NEW MOON ECLIPSE BREAKING DAWN 1 BREAKING DAWN 2

Yes.

You genuinely looked dead inside toward the end. I cannot even begin to tell you how incredible it is you got through all this in one day.

24:04 “he’d make a good joker” Funny how rob is playing Batman instead

Carlisle: "Waylon was found dead in a boat" Dylan: *Makes a joke about Waylon* Also Dylan: *Realise Waylon was the santa when Bella was 4*

“Bro is he in her room!?” Not yet... Bella: you dont even say hi to me Edward: hi

Sees jacob STEFEN SALATORE HAS LEFT THE CHAT

“That’s batman bitch” lol

the funny thing is no one hates twilight more than robert pattinson himself

Why is no one talking about the fact that he said, "Jacob Lautner"? LMAO!😂

"You don't deserve Jacob" Yes Dylan I live by this statement .

you need do let it shine

They Child the baby because yheybwanted it to look like Mackenzie Foy all throughout the movie. They aged and de-aged her face for every stage of her growth.

Boo Boo Stewart is Seth Clearwater, dude.

I think you CAN pepper spray animals, I just wouldn't advise it. You might just kiss them off.

Okay honestly dude, Edward is talking about the subject of their thoughts. In order to set an example. He's not telling Bella what they are specifically thinking about. When he says money and sex, the dudes are probably thinking about something they own, or something about work. It's a broad, generalization.

Firstly, the "rapists" were all drunk as fucks, but second they backed off because Edward growled at them. It's poorly edited in, but the growl of a vampire is in theory - since vampires aren't real - supposed to have a primal effect on the potential victim to make them afraid. Like I said it very poorly edited in there but there you go.

he kinda does look like the joker

you are sooo funy!!!! love from brasil

When I saw the last movie in theatres (yes, I know), everyone clapped when Jane died and I think about that sometimes.

I'm so oddly attracted to this guy

I'm LMAO in the office that I work at, thank you Dylan.

"He can be a good joker" Pat- "I am batman"

Just to clarify, in the first movie at the diner - “Here’s your veggie plate Stephie” That’s a shot of the author Stephanie.

15:00 26:36 56:50 his reaction lol

*cars about to hit bella* Dylan: *laughing*

dylan: she’s what, 17? and your like 117 me: 109* he is 109😬

Team JACOB!

Dylan said is team Jacob. But after knowing that Jacob fall in love with a baby is he still in his team ? Ps: I can't even imagine how much time you spent editing the video, so thank you for allowing us to watch it without being bored one a second 😊.

In all the years, I have NEVER connected that it was Waylon from the restaurant! god dang it.

I can’t get enough of this video I love twilight!!!🥰🥰

Thanks for this I wanted to re watch them but not alone ! :)

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56:47

I remember watching this in a movie marathon at like 11-12 years old with my mom and after the 5 movies ended I told her that this movies suck and they boys we’re super weird, dumb and boring... after 7 years, they’re indeed really weird. I could say I like the girls with my bisexuality entering the chat, but they’re weird, boring and dumb too. But my mom loves Jacob tho, I kiiiinda like him more too, but he’s to clingy sometimes

When I was 12 I honestly didn’t like this movie lol

okay just now realizing... did anyone else notice Edward right by Bella door hiding at 17:49?!?! wtffff

You know as an actual 17 year old watching this movie, I can confirm the only person who even vaguely resembles a 17 year old is Jane

Ok found your channel yesterday by accident and I've seen fifteen videos, I never laughed so much

Can’t believe ‘sour patch teenagers’ got me smh

lol twilight is the best movie ever, just change all the conversations to stuff about music, bands, art, & drugs, the "baseball" game to going to a concert... the werewolf & vampires to metal & rock bands, you got yourself the best movie ever. makes sense actually.

“That’s not how small towns are.” Okay, yeah tell that to the people who put me in a locker. 🥴

24:06 turns out to be batman instead

I live in Arizona too. We don't just carry about cactus

like, i would like it, but when your watching those things it's so much better, cuz you make it so much funnier. If i watch your video when you react to After ( We Collided) i'm laughing so hard cuz of your reaction.

Jacob lautner 😂

He hella hilarious

17:25 That guy is just crab walking I can't 😂😂😂

"I want him to have shorter sideburns" Me literally everytime I see Edward in this movie.

BOBO IS FROM DESCENDANTS

Twilight Breaking dawn 1 and 2 are the best. The ones before that I'm iffy on, my favorite part is where Taylor Lautner gets thrown across the front yard because he called her nessy.

When there are most of Twilight fans in a forum: Me- *I hate you, Twilight haters. You are the absolute worst! Twilight is the BEST* When there are most of the Twilight haters in a forum: Stranger- That guy/girl named Aditi or something just supported Twilight! Is anyone a hacker here? Anyone who hates Twilight? Stranger 2- I am-- Me- *What the hell? You have got to be kidding me! I fucking hate Twilight* Stranger-Oh, good! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So whether I love Twilight or not totally depends on the number of fans and haters.

I never noticed but that women at the bar 14:11 isn't that Stephanie Meyer?! The author?????

Yes...it has ALWAYS been cringe......Vampire DON'T Sparkle...

“ she ain’t goin have kids is she.......oh wait she does have a kid😭”

Ok am I the only person that noticed that they use a dog whistle to get the wolves' attention before the meeting? I feel like no one talks about this

"You broke his heart, leave him alone. You don't deserve Jacob" I felt that 😙👉 33:46

Me* when i saw the beginning of the video *:1 hour who is so stupid to stay an hour watching a men react to Twilight Me *watch until the last minute 🌚

Charlie deserves so much better. Justice for Charli✋🏻

The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.

I just watched this whole thing

Can you please watch first episode and last episode of The Originals?? It’s a spin - off the vampire diaries, I would say it’s better, fans would be happy.

I’m rewatching this for the 4th time since it came out... you could say my mental health is going well, mhm

Every single guys reaction when we finally get to that amazing showdown after suffering through all the movies.. and it's all a fucking vision.

not you predicting edward being the joker

Bella: how long have you been watching me sleep? Edward: a few months lol Bella: OMFG i love you so muchhhhhhhh Me: and that folks is what we call a red flag, for more examples just watch these movies

bella where the hell have you been l0ca 😩😩

I was just watching some of your old Episode videos and if you were to ever bring that series back I think you would really like the limelight version of “wrapped in lies” it has vampires, a phoenix, violence, deaths, assassinations, threesomes, love, and throuples, it is also one of my favorite episodes stories. Just based of watching your videos I feel like you would really like it if u were to bring the series back for us. I love your vid’s!😁💕

Dylan not understanding the rules of imprinting irks me every time I watch this video: DYLAN! They have no choice over who they imprint on, it's a supernatural force of nature,! And you're supposed to have read the books dawg

I wish we had a book or movie about Carlisle’s story especially with him being in the volturi at one point, I think it would’ve been so interesting with the theme of morality as a vampire or something like that

The only reason I don’t want that fight scene to be true is because I love Carlisle 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm one of those people who have like naturally cold hands and I remember telling EVERYONE who mentioned it as a child that I was a vampire and I believed it 👁️👁️

this is the 14th time I’ve watched this

“She’s never coming back to this world” Me watching in 2021: 👁👄👁

The fact that my school has a third of the town’s entire population....

Ah Love the OC reference.

aww fetus dylan... DETUS

How long did this take I really want to try it? ❤️❤️❤️ I know I’m really late but I only just started liking Twilight.

I swear the books are so much better

Dylan: "That's so cringy" Also Dylan: Calls everyone and everything Dawg

Pls react of BEILIGHT!!!!