Simone Giertz is Queen of Crappy Robots

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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The inventor and CSposts star creates some of the world's most dangerous (and pointless) contraptions.
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Benjamin Schaetzle
Benjamin Schaetzle Před 11 dny
The clapping machine is more a wanking machine and after a Mohammed Ali machine! xDDD
Yara Ib
Yara Ib Před 23 dny
قال صلى الله عليه و سلم : سبحان الله وبحمده مائة مرة، غفرت خطاياه وإن كانت مثل زبد البحر، وفي لفظ آخر: من قال حين يصبح وحين يمسي، سبحان الله وبحمده مائة مرة، غفرت خطاياه وإن كانت مثل زبد البحر، هذه ...... الصغائر يعتني إذا اجتنب الكبائر، هذا الحديث مطلق لكن تقيده الآية، تقيد الآية وهي قوله سبحانه: إِنْ تَجْتَنِبُوا كَبَائِرَ مَا تُنْهَوْنَ عَنْهُ نُكَفِّرْ عَنْكُمْ سَيِّئَاتِكُمْ[النساء: 31]، والحديث الصحيح: الصلوات الخمس، والجمعة إلى الجمعة، ورمضان إلى رمضان، كفارات لمن بينهن إذا اجتنب الكبائر، فهكذا التسبيح والتهليل والتحميد كفارة إذا اجتنب العبد الكبائر من موقع الامام ابن باز
Death Storm
Death Storm Před 27 dny
We can agree that the robots are less crappy now 😂 They are now so amazing
Richard Spruill
Richard Spruill Před měsícem
4 years Later.........
littlefrank90
littlefrank90 Před měsícem
Can you imagine going to Stephen Colbert and putting lipstick on him with a shitty machine?
Michael Lindsay
Michael Lindsay Před měsícem
That makeup 🤦‍♀️
TiAuna Dodd
TiAuna Dodd Před měsícem
Simone will rule the planet one day....
Artisa Tumiwa
Artisa Tumiwa Před 2 měsíci
she reminds me of spencer from icarly
X X
X X Před 3 měsíci
Simone!
GENNADIUS
GENNADIUS Před 3 měsíci
Ive known her for a day, and Im absolutely in love with her content and personality
Travis Richey
Travis Richey Před 3 měsíci
Just watched my first video from Simone and CSposts suggested this. So interesting to see how much happier we all were 4 years ago... ~Trav PS if you put a CSpostsr on your show because of the stuff they do on CSposts, the least you do is put a link in the video info to their channel.
Deborah Martin
Deborah Martin Před 3 měsíci
Two of my favorite people! I laughed so hard it hurt!
Armin
Armin Před 3 měsíci
Still great today: csposts.info
Venkatesh Babu
Venkatesh Babu Před 3 měsíci
Why robots are fast because NLP Crank shafts. Carrot chopper.
Deeno S.
Deeno S. Před 4 měsíci
Can you also get Michael Reeves on the show? HAHAH
No Label
No Label Před 4 měsíci
Simone should be back on this show, IMO. Lots of positive events have happened with her. ( surviving multiple tumors and creating Truckla to name a few )
dont Duel
dont Duel Před 4 měsíci
so funny so cute too i meant Simone Stephen is hot in lipstick
Roger H Werner
Roger H Werner Před 4 měsíci
That was priceless!
Cosmo
Cosmo Před 5 měsíci
If she’s the Queen, Micheal Reeves is the King 😌
Zahran Ishak
Zahran Ishak Před 6 měsíci
03:09 Am I putting this on? . . . . . . . . Do you want to?? 😂😂😂
Oberonjames
Oberonjames Před 6 měsíci
Me watching this for the first time in 2020: A haircut with no physical contact? This woman was ahead of her time!
Anna Luksha
Anna Luksha Před 6 měsíci
I... I like chopping vegetables...
GelginX
GelginX Před 6 měsíci
Way prettier without the stage face on, just sayin :P
Lightning Farron
Lightning Farron Před 6 měsíci
Hehe, look at my girl go! 🤗
InsaneTacoz
InsaneTacoz Před 6 měsíci
Daaaaaamn! Colbert with the tong flip! It's probably easy to do... After a bunch of tries... Maybe...
Veryde _
Veryde _ Před 6 měsíci
And now, her robots aren't even shitty anymore but just very well made and genuinely impressive. Amazing person.
tyson31415
tyson31415 Před 6 měsíci
Her robots may be crappy but her ponytail game is totally on-spot.
badluckb0y8
badluckb0y8 Před 6 měsíci
God, I love her. Haha
Wahyu Ramadhana
Wahyu Ramadhana Před 6 měsíci
Even the clapping machine didnt work.. wamen huh? 🤣
Kaylea S
Kaylea S Před 7 měsíci
the only person that can get Stephen to wear lipstick is Simone Giertz
Aidan Perbaums
Aidan Perbaums Před 7 měsíci
hahaha
rick gregoire
rick gregoire Před 7 měsíci
The sound of one hand clapping.
Qwest500
Qwest500 Před 7 měsíci
And then she made Truckla.
JoyousPotato
JoyousPotato Před 7 měsíci
Stephen: Haha im in danger Simone: Hello there
Ranger
Ranger Před 7 měsíci
5:32 she got a oh shit onto live tv
The Notorious N.O.E.
The Notorious N.O.E. Před 7 měsíci
The sound of one hand clapping 👏
Fernando G.
Fernando G. Před 8 měsíci
She’s a crackhead lol
Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy
Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy Před 8 měsíci
Our Queen survived brain tumor... TWICE! Yeah, she is legit badass!
YouTubeGELC
YouTubeGELC Před 8 měsíci
Complete wastes Let's switch the gender and be honest
thatdapperfellow
thatdapperfellow Před 8 měsíci
It's so funny that you can't say "shitty" but you can say "crappy".
épinards & caramel
épinards & caramel Před 8 měsíci
I love the pose after “am I putting this on?” :D
épinards & caramel
épinards & caramel Před 8 měsíci
Bleeping word is fine, but why do they blur the mouth? That’s fucking ridiculous!
Pvshka
Pvshka Před 7 měsíci
For people who can read lips. And yeah, it's ridiculous
Lukasi
Lukasi Před 8 měsíci
The word you bleeped in swedish is not a curse word!!! it just mesans excrement just like shit does, its not a curse word get over it America!
Steve Leahy
Steve Leahy Před 8 měsíci
I subscribed a couple days ago and I started watching all her videos from the first one that was in Swedish
Scrapperdoodle
Scrapperdoodle Před 8 měsíci
The lipstick bot just makes you look like you had an intense nosebleed after you've been smacked in the nose by a basketball
Thomas Cappelli
Thomas Cappelli Před 8 měsíci
Carrot Top would love this...
mr.obvious
mr.obvious Před 8 měsíci
Are we all gonna ignore 2:57 where he just perfectly flips the tongs???
Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy
Enthusiastic Zestful Villainy Před 8 měsíci
she survived brain tumor...twice! then chop a tesla for funsies. She is a bad ass!
Yash Modi
Yash Modi Před 8 měsíci
she was so close to saying, "you can get a fuck (load of information)" when talking about Google!
Elzo Smid
Elzo Smid Před 8 měsíci
3 years later, corona virus time, we could use a hair cutting drone.
Realchaos
Realchaos Před 8 měsíci
does he have a thing for Swedish CSpostsr?
Kamila Taufiq
Kamila Taufiq Před 9 měsíci
didnt know amy adams could build robots
Quintus Cosinius
Quintus Cosinius Před 9 měsíci
"Do you want to?" = "Are you insane?"
Tom Kao
Tom Kao Před 9 měsíci
“Google how to google.” Yes
Pratalax
Pratalax Před 9 měsíci
what a fuckin' legend
Cyndy Waskelis
Cyndy Waskelis Před 9 měsíci
They look like Batman villains.
yukitheninja
yukitheninja Před 9 měsíci
Clapping robot could come in handy for Stephen now a days lol
John Foley
John Foley Před 9 měsíci
These were pretty Lame.
Gordon Anderson
Gordon Anderson Před 10 měsíci
I would like to add, having just gotten my 3rd or 4th 'robo-call' today - it was a HUGE mistake to give robots phones!
Papenfus Charlie
Papenfus Charlie Před 10 měsíci
The clapping machine gives me some ideas! 😏
Texadon - Andromeda Cripps
Texadon - Andromeda Cripps Před 10 měsíci
The clapping machine waves at the audience at the end 😂
Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes Před 10 měsíci
Obviously never heard of Michael reeves
KingJay56
KingJay56 Před 10 měsíci
I read the tittle and immediately thought “what about Michael Reeves???”
Seca
Seca Před 10 měsíci
And the king is mr michael reeves
j r
j r Před 10 měsíci
I can't get over her English. She doesn't have any accent, as a Californian I seriously was shocked that she is not a native American English speaker. She has the best non-native American English I have heard in 70 years.
Colin Mills
Colin Mills Před 10 měsíci
(upset Michael Reeves noises)
SIBIRIAK
SIBIRIAK Před 10 měsíci
These two are The Jokers)
Miguel Cabral
Miguel Cabral Před 10 měsíci
Bruh, he don't know about Michael Revees
KingHoff
KingHoff Před 10 měsíci
Her laugh is so contagious.
Jerm W
Jerm W Před 10 měsíci
How did i miss that simone was on colbert??
Cactyys Totem Entertainment, LLC
Cactyys Totem Entertainment, LLC Před 11 měsíci
She is total the reason why Sweden has no space program.
BroNumsi
BroNumsi Před 11 měsíci
@Cactyys Totem Entertainment, LLC None taken, i got that you were joking though I missed the reference. This was just for enlightenment. ;)
Cactyys Totem Entertainment, LLC
Cactyys Totem Entertainment, LLC Před 11 měsíci
@BroNumsi I was more on the lines quoting Big Bang Theory. I meant no offence.
BroNumsi
BroNumsi Před 11 měsíci
Except, we do. Esrange in Kiruna is Europe's largest civilian space center, sending up rockets and high altitude balloons for research etc. It cooperates with many other international organisations like NASA. Esrange Satellite Station is the world’s busiest civilian ground station for satellite management services.
ATLHooligan
ATLHooligan Před 11 měsíci
This makes simone seem stupid and lame...she is actually really smart and a talented engineer but this makes her look like she literally just plugs servos in...
Esteban Pa
Esteban Pa Před 11 měsíci
Viva Simone
Rene Lopez
Rene Lopez Před 11 měsíci
Colbert, you are such a good sport.
Pablo Bartelotte
Pablo Bartelotte Před rokem
this is a precurser to a live action Jetsons movie
Houston Smith
Houston Smith Před rokem
Great performance Simone! You know how to work the crowd!!
Randy A MacDonald
Randy A MacDonald Před rokem
no one listened when it happened? The sound of one hand clapping?
abdo asser
abdo asser Před rokem
He looks like Two-Face had sex with The Joker
BK Bland
BK Bland Před rokem
Dubious title to have
Chris Ford
Chris Ford Před rokem
that is so funny@
Youmust Enteraname
Youmust Enteraname Před rokem
Buys boat Fixes boat Lives on boat Sells boat Fan Buys tesla Creates truckla Tesla makes a truck Watch 3 minute ad of simeone Note to self: Truckla>whatever elon calls his
Frank Wilk
Frank Wilk Před rokem
The sound of one hand clapping
Ahrpigi
Ahrpigi Před rokem
Back here once again from the Wired article! ❤️
kashyap
kashyap Před rokem
Truckla❤️
Siddhant Kumawat
Siddhant Kumawat Před rokem
Why is she called queen of robots? She should be Ms. Mischief of robots. Such a crap.
remliqa
remliqa Před 10 měsíci
She called the "Queen of *Shitty* Robots" . I f you can't obviously see in this video why she get the title, then you really are not a smart person.
Siddhant Kumawat
Siddhant Kumawat Před rokem
Fake hype for useless things
Kristian Fagerström
Kristian Fagerström Před rokem
My brain keeps combining he first two robots into 1, achieving the result of robot 3... That's completely rational, right? I mean.. for efficiency?
seededsoul
seededsoul Před rokem
Simone: *tries to do her slow exposition style comedy* Colbert: Hurry up, you have a 6-minute slot.
Nikhil Gupta
Nikhil Gupta Před rokem
to be frank she fucked up a tesla model 3
Kohlenstoffisotop12
Kohlenstoffisotop12 Před rokem
I miss the old info box.
Kamal Johnson
Kamal Johnson Před rokem
3:10-3:12 can feel the shocked excitement in that pause
Nothing Nothing
Nothing Nothing Před rokem
Looks like the joker
jongchul seon
jongchul seon Před rokem
Your clapping robot is super cool and funny.
Chent Saus
Chent Saus Před rokem
There should be a convaoyorbelt on the cutting machine :D
• H A W K S •
• H A W K S • Před rokem
2019?
Joseph Farrell
Joseph Farrell Před rokem
He needs to have michel reeves on.
TRILLY
TRILLY Před rokem
what about osman
Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts Před rokem
Love it
Queen Mercy
Queen Mercy Před rokem
Some Casper friendly ghost shit lol
Queen Mercy
Queen Mercy Před rokem
Reminds me of Julia Roberts from Runaway Bride 👰 lol
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